Oh I don't know why she's leaving
Or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons
But I just don't wanna know
'Cos for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fook is Alice?
Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel
And maybe get a second glance
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice
Alice, who the fook is Alice?
Reminds me of my youth club days when there was a disco on, this was one song that got everyone dancing and singing, the music was cut just before chubby said the naughty word

.....to which all of us would shout it out
