Any good stories?

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purplepig20
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Re: Any good stories?

Post by purplepig20 » Sun Mar 08, 2015 11:13 pm

I don't suppose saying I told you so would do any good?! :slwh: :slwoot: :slcu:
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Re: Any good stories?

Post by anewstart » Mon Mar 09, 2015 12:58 pm

Nope, only by experiencing it myself have I learnt what a wise pig you are ;-)

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Re: Any good stories?

Post by purplepig20 » Mon Mar 09, 2015 1:13 pm

Better late than never, I suppose! :slin: :sley:
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Re: Any good stories?

Post by Aqeel » Wed Jul 08, 2015 8:51 am

Cool story bro, could have done with more fire-breathing goats though. :slbg: haha just messing. Im wayyyyy too excited. I dont think this is normal :slyay: :slcl: :slgy:
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Re: Any good stories?

Post by Gray » Sun Aug 16, 2015 9:55 am

heres one, working nights in a cat D yoi, walking down the landing with a bit of oxo cube in my hand, i stopped at an open prisoners door. the lad came to the door so pointing at the floor under his bed i said to him, WHATS THAT, then bent down and pretended to pick up the oxo. the prisoner shouted BOSS, BOSS....THATS NOT MINE...ITS HIS!

YO'S can be difficult but you also have some great banter too.

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