HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by Miquay » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:15 pm

No allowance necessary as it is live in.
You can pay me if you wish but it is optional.
Chances are the way it is going to be run, the category of prisoners and my cooking will help to ensure you do not have to worry about pensions - you won't live that long. But hey better to burn out and all that.

It will be like bat country, you could be the harlot and I'll be the beast. We will make sure we will seize the day and stay safe in the knowledge that no one can burn it down. It will be almost easy to keep it on track and we should receive critical acclaim for it. It will be like a little piece of heaven and you will never say dear God as it will be just like the afterlife.

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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by SevenfoldGirl » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:29 pm

My mistake, i thought you would pay us, but we are to pay you if we feel so inclined, i see. I think we should recieve some danger allowance if you're cooking though.

I noticed 9 titles in there, all from the latest 2 albums though, so he's not a hard core fan knowing the earlier stuff tut tut, but good on him being a fan :slcl: and you for remembering all of that :slcl:

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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by Miquay » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:35 pm

He's only 4. Aiming for hardcore by the time he hits Key Stage 2.

Memory plus Google = accuracy in recall and detail.

No danger allowance. If you insist on keeping up with this nonsensicle line of questioning I will be forced to ask you for your keys back and you will be stripped of your uniform.

Then you will feel the warmness of my soul and my second heartbeat.


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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by SevenfoldGirl » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:40 pm

Ok, duly noted Guv, the questioning shall end, there's not much of that uniform, and it's brezzy enough with it on on the night shifts, you're not having it back, mine for keepsies now i finally have the prison job i'd always dreamed of :slbg:

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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by Miquay » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:48 pm

Apologies to LapMonkey9 for hijacking your thread.
A life injection is sometimes needed.
But it must stop as I am starting to have feelings for SevenfoldGirl and this is not the place to begin something that could be so so special.
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by SevenfoldGirl » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:58 pm

Yes sorry LapMonkey, i blame it all on Miquay though, with great authority come great responsibility, or something like that.

It's your own fault if you're having feelings though Miquay, you chose the uniforms. :slraz:

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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by Miquay » Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:03 pm

I know, I know what an error.
I am punishing myself right now.

I ain't Spiderman you know. Although I do have that costume and wouldn't that be great if you came into my (the Governor's) office and I was in full Spidey gear.

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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by Sig007 » Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:47 pm

Okay now this has to stop......

With the thought of sevenfoldgirl in our new uniforms ( :slwin: ) and Miquay in a spiderman outfit ( :sloo: )- you two will be paying my psychiatry bills for a long time.

Thats all I can say on the matter.

Now i'm going to go and sit in my corner and rock gently for a while.

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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by Miquay » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:39 am

I feel I need to bring this topic back as some people have gone right off it - oh no - it was me. Oh well lets crack on.

Found this interesting read:
http://pso.hmprisonservice.gov.uk/pso81 ... wchart.doc

Can anyone help me (many have tried, mostly health care professionals, and failed but hey I am ever the heavily medicated optimist?

Section 5 (Advertising and Selection) point iv (thats 4 in Roman numerals - oh yes I have culture, well I have Google which is as close as I'll ever get) it says:
sift parameters and selection issues (i.e. merit listing, pass/fail mark) are to be considered pre-appointment. Does anybody know what the sift parameters are and are they different for each area?

Just like to know when I am getting sifted what I am getting sifted for and how big or small my grains need to be in order to breach the sifter.

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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by MasterBlaster » Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:41 pm

New character here.
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by Scooby » Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:30 am

MasterBlaster wrote:New character here.
Good morning to you all.

Morning Master and welcome to the site.. dont be shy tell us more about yourself , where are you what ya doing and why you doing it :slgy: :slgy:
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by Miquay » Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:48 pm

Hi MasterBlaster
I too am as inquisitive as Scoobs?
As I say to all the Ladies - hmmm nice medals
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by MasterBlaster » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:57 pm

I am not telling. I am here to observe and possibly pose the odd question or two. I may even answer one or two. I am in the North of England. I love the outdoors and hate being confined!!!!I am pleased you like my name picture. I am interested in the information sharing that goes on. Some of it is extremely interesting and most insightful.
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by Miquay » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:14 pm

OK
same time, same place, can't wait

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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process

Post by Doublecuff » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:18 pm

Well come on then Masterblaster, we are waiting !!!!!!!, oh and BIG LOVE :sllv:
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