HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process
- Miquay
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process
No allowance necessary as it is live in.
You can pay me if you wish but it is optional.
Chances are the way it is going to be run, the category of prisoners and my cooking will help to ensure you do not have to worry about pensions - you won't live that long. But hey better to burn out and all that.
It will be like bat country, you could be the harlot and I'll be the beast. We will make sure we will seize the day and stay safe in the knowledge that no one can burn it down. It will be almost easy to keep it on track and we should receive critical acclaim for it. It will be like a little piece of heaven and you will never say dear God as it will be just like the afterlife.
Stay Cool
Not really an A7x fan but my nephew is and he likes to share with his cool uncle. But when he's not around he shares with me instead.
You can pay me if you wish but it is optional.
Chances are the way it is going to be run, the category of prisoners and my cooking will help to ensure you do not have to worry about pensions - you won't live that long. But hey better to burn out and all that.
It will be like bat country, you could be the harlot and I'll be the beast. We will make sure we will seize the day and stay safe in the knowledge that no one can burn it down. It will be almost easy to keep it on track and we should receive critical acclaim for it. It will be like a little piece of heaven and you will never say dear God as it will be just like the afterlife.
Stay Cool
Not really an A7x fan but my nephew is and he likes to share with his cool uncle. But when he's not around he shares with me instead.
same time, same place, can't wait
- SevenfoldGirl
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process
My mistake, i thought you would pay us, but we are to pay you if we feel so inclined, i see. I think we should recieve some danger allowance if you're cooking though.
I noticed 9 titles in there, all from the latest 2 albums though, so he's not a hard core fan knowing the earlier stuff tut tut, but good on him being a fan
and you for remembering all of that 
I noticed 9 titles in there, all from the latest 2 albums though, so he's not a hard core fan knowing the earlier stuff tut tut, but good on him being a fan


- Miquay
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process
He's only 4. Aiming for hardcore by the time he hits Key Stage 2.
Memory plus Google = accuracy in recall and detail.
No danger allowance. If you insist on keeping up with this nonsensicle line of questioning I will be forced to ask you for your keys back and you will be stripped of your uniform.
Then you will feel the warmness of my soul and my second heartbeat.
Stay Cool
Memory plus Google = accuracy in recall and detail.
No danger allowance. If you insist on keeping up with this nonsensicle line of questioning I will be forced to ask you for your keys back and you will be stripped of your uniform.
Then you will feel the warmness of my soul and my second heartbeat.
Stay Cool
same time, same place, can't wait
- SevenfoldGirl
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process
Ok, duly noted Guv, the questioning shall end, there's not much of that uniform, and it's brezzy enough with it on on the night shifts, you're not having it back, mine for keepsies now i finally have the prison job i'd always dreamed of 

- Miquay
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process
Apologies to LapMonkey9 for hijacking your thread.
A life injection is sometimes needed.
But it must stop as I am starting to have feelings for SevenfoldGirl and this is not the place to begin something that could be so so special.
Cheers
M
Stay Cool
A life injection is sometimes needed.
But it must stop as I am starting to have feelings for SevenfoldGirl and this is not the place to begin something that could be so so special.
Cheers
M
Stay Cool
same time, same place, can't wait
- SevenfoldGirl
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process
Yes sorry LapMonkey, i blame it all on Miquay though, with great authority come great responsibility, or something like that.
It's your own fault if you're having feelings though Miquay, you chose the uniforms.
It's your own fault if you're having feelings though Miquay, you chose the uniforms.

- Miquay
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process
I know, I know what an error.
I am punishing myself right now.
I ain't Spiderman you know. Although I do have that costume and wouldn't that be great if you came into my (the Governor's) office and I was in full Spidey gear.
Stay Coooooowwwwwllll
I am punishing myself right now.
I ain't Spiderman you know. Although I do have that costume and wouldn't that be great if you came into my (the Governor's) office and I was in full Spidey gear.
Stay Coooooowwwwwllll
same time, same place, can't wait
Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process
Okay now this has to stop......
With the thought of sevenfoldgirl in our new uniforms (
) and Miquay in a spiderman outfit (
)- you two will be paying my psychiatry bills for a long time.
Thats all I can say on the matter.
Now i'm going to go and sit in my corner and rock gently for a while.
Thanks
Sig
With the thought of sevenfoldgirl in our new uniforms (


Thats all I can say on the matter.
Now i'm going to go and sit in my corner and rock gently for a while.
Thanks
Sig
Despite the high cost of living - it remains popular!!!!
- Miquay
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process
I feel I need to bring this topic back as some people have gone right off it - oh no - it was me. Oh well lets crack on.
Found this interesting read:
http://pso.hmprisonservice.gov.uk/pso81 ... wchart.doc
Can anyone help me (many have tried, mostly health care professionals, and failed but hey I am ever the heavily medicated optimist?
Section 5 (Advertising and Selection) point iv (thats 4 in Roman numerals - oh yes I have culture, well I have Google which is as close as I'll ever get) it says:
sift parameters and selection issues (i.e. merit listing, pass/fail mark) are to be considered pre-appointment. Does anybody know what the sift parameters are and are they different for each area?
Just like to know when I am getting sifted what I am getting sifted for and how big or small my grains need to be in order to breach the sifter.
Cheers
M

Found this interesting read:
http://pso.hmprisonservice.gov.uk/pso81 ... wchart.doc
Can anyone help me (many have tried, mostly health care professionals, and failed but hey I am ever the heavily medicated optimist?
Section 5 (Advertising and Selection) point iv (thats 4 in Roman numerals - oh yes I have culture, well I have Google which is as close as I'll ever get) it says:
sift parameters and selection issues (i.e. merit listing, pass/fail mark) are to be considered pre-appointment. Does anybody know what the sift parameters are and are they different for each area?
Just like to know when I am getting sifted what I am getting sifted for and how big or small my grains need to be in order to breach the sifter.
Cheers
M

same time, same place, can't wait
- MasterBlaster
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process
New character here.
Good morning to you all.
Good morning to you all.
Holding mud and definitely not a fish
Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process
MasterBlaster wrote:New character here.
Good morning to you all.
Morning Master and welcome to the site.. dont be shy tell us more about yourself , where are you what ya doing and why you doing it


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- Miquay
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process
Hi MasterBlaster
I too am as inquisitive as Scoobs?
As I say to all the Ladies - hmmm nice medals
M
:slnuts
I too am as inquisitive as Scoobs?
As I say to all the Ladies - hmmm nice medals
M
:slnuts
same time, same place, can't wait
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I am not telling. I am here to observe and possibly pose the odd question or two. I may even answer one or two. I am in the North of England. I love the outdoors and hate being confined!!!!I am pleased you like my name picture. I am interested in the information sharing that goes on. Some of it is extremely interesting and most insightful.
Holding mud and definitely not a fish
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Re: HM PRISON SERVICE - Selection Process
Well come on then Masterblaster, we are waiting !!!!!!!, oh and BIG LOVE 

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