

After a lovely ditty I composed and sent to vetting I received this reply this morning. It didn't answer my questions fully but it enabled me to understand what, and from whom, I should expect next.Dear Miquay
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.After a lovely ditty I composed and sent to vetting I received this reply this morning. It didn't answer my questions fully but it enabled me to understand what, and from whom, I should expect next
Thanks for that - much appreciated, the air freshner requirement is duly noted. (I was thinking of Tenna Lady for those more intimate needs)Miquay wrote:Just like my 15th birthday bogseatcrusher (ISE)
Sig007Just email me and I will send someone round to assist you (I have friends in Social Services Home Care). They will give you pressure relief, prepare meals, assist in personal hygiene, brush your hair for you and even do the shopping for you.
I have a large selection of male continence/incontinence products which may come in handy if your Spooftop protest gets a little messy.
You stick to your principles.
PS include at least an air freshener on your shopping list for the staff as you may need it sooner than you realise.
Stay Cool
M
How long will the application process last??Miquay wrote:It must be similar to cup finals
Maybe there are three final rounds, the last 16, qurter, semi and then final.
Maybe we are all part of a fantasy prison league that we know nothing about.
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Thinking of starting up my own prison, starting small maybe 3 or 4 peeps and training them up in general life skills. My mum and sister are teachers so maybe they can help. Brother in law is a chef, wife's a nurse, dog's a gun dog, my garden is all fenced in, have four noise motion detectors in the girls rooms, got 5 lever locks on the front and back doors.
You know, I think I just might make it. I would then skip straight to Governor.
Sorted
anybody fancy a job - then I can expand?