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  • Taff86 Sun May 16, 2021 7:41 pm
    Hahahah
  • Moose77 Sun May 16, 2021 7:40 pm
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    Lay19  wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 7:12 pm 😂😂 yeah showing all the different models of iron to choose from
    cracking me up you two 😂
  • Taff86 Sun May 16, 2021 7:26 pm
    🤣
  • Lay19 Sun May 16, 2021 7:25 pm
    Oh yeah 100% don’t think I’ve seen anyone open a door the way we’ve been trained to
  • TheRealMeSun May 16, 2021 7:24 pm
    😂😂
  • Taff86 Sun May 16, 2021 7:23 pm
    After 2 weeks of going live you'll be thinking "well training was a waste of time" 🤣
  • Taff86 Sun May 16, 2021 7:20 pm
    Yep haha
  • Lay19 Sun May 16, 2021 7:19 pm
    😂😂😂 more than likely
  • TheRealMeSun May 16, 2021 7:18 pm
    You’ll be wishing you were back in the classroom in no time 👌🏼😂
  • Taff86 Sun May 16, 2021 7:16 pm
    Itll be there before you know it.
  • Lay19 Sun May 16, 2021 7:15 pm
    I’m just itching to finishing training now, actually get out on the wings, sweaty palms an all
  • Taff86 Sun May 16, 2021 7:13 pm
    🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • Lay19 Sun May 16, 2021 7:12 pm
    😂😂 yeah showing all the different models of iron to choose from
  • Taff86 Sun May 16, 2021 7:05 pm
    Taking pics for moose, lay?
  • Lay19 Sun May 16, 2021 7:04 pm
    Just finishing the ironing
  • Taff86 Sun May 16, 2021 7:02 pm
    Haha
  • TheRealMeSun May 16, 2021 7:02 pm
    Well it’s died on its arse this week 😂😂
  • manc-apollo Sun May 16, 2021 6:57 pm
    Laters moose.
  • Moose77 Sun May 16, 2021 6:57 pm
    That made me proper lol
  • TheRealMeSun May 16, 2021 6:57 pm
    😂
  • Taff86 Sun May 16, 2021 6:57 pm
    Bye scruff, I mean moose 🤣 have a good one 👍🏻
  • manc-apollo Sun May 16, 2021 6:57 pm
    Yeah seems to be a real problem with HMP! all I actually need is PNC
  • TheRealMeSun May 16, 2021 6:57 pm
    Have a good shift moose
  • Moose77 Sun May 16, 2021 6:56 pm
    Great advice 👍. Right guys off to work. Have a good chat.... Ps I can iron 😂
  • TheRealMeSun May 16, 2021 6:55 pm
    Standard
  • manc-apollo Sun May 16, 2021 6:55 pm
    Nightmare lol
  • manc-apollo Sun May 16, 2021 6:55 pm
    Nah still waiting therealme.
  • TheRealMeSun May 16, 2021 6:54 pm
    Any update on your HMP reincarnation manc?
  • kingofthekippax Sun May 16, 2021 6:53 pm
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    Lay19  wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 6:51 pm @kingofthekippax  Cracking advice, they drummed into us from day one day no, you can always change it to a yes
  • manc-apollo Sun May 16, 2021 6:51 pm
    That is not the smiley I clicked lol. Hi everyone
  • Lay19 Sun May 16, 2021 6:51 pm
    @kingofthekippax  Cracking advice, they drummed into us from day one day no, you can always change it to a yes
  • Taff86 Sun May 16, 2021 6:51 pm
    Hey manc
  • manc-apollo Sun May 16, 2021 6:51 pm
    :slro:
  • kingofthekippax Sun May 16, 2021 6:51 pm
    Evening Manc
  • Moose77 Sun May 16, 2021 6:51 pm
    Hi
  • Taff86 Sun May 16, 2021 6:50 pm
    Haha its with you for life now
  • TheRealMeSun May 16, 2021 6:50 pm
    Evening manc :slby:
  • Lay19 Sun May 16, 2021 6:50 pm
    Took me two weeks Taff but I’ve finally got it lol
  • manc-apollo Sun May 16, 2021 6:50 pm
    Evening all. What have I missed??
  • Moose77 Sun May 16, 2021 6:49 pm
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    Taff86  wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 6:47 pm The reason you get the job in the first place is by being yourself so why change 👍🏻
  • TheRealMeSun May 16, 2021 6:49 pm
    I can still remember the bugger (and actions) and that was 3 years ago
  • kingofthekippax Sun May 16, 2021 6:49 pm
    Cons will know your new and will take the piss, set your stall out early, don't be scared to say No (should be your favourite word) be firm but fair, friendly not friends.. Cons will know the system better than you and will try and tell you how to do your job, don't be intimidated and don't be nervous about asking other staff.
  • TheRealMeSun May 16, 2021 6:49 pm
    You’ll be easy pickings at poelt on daily inspections
  • Taff86 Sun May 16, 2021 6:48 pm
    Know your statement of purpose yet lay? 🤣
  • Moose77 Sun May 16, 2021 6:48 pm
    I'm on what's app to my mother. Currently asking her 😂
  • Lay19 Sun May 16, 2021 6:47 pm
    Lol better buy one, shirts are checked on morning parade on your POELT, well ours are at least
  • TheRealMeSun May 16, 2021 6:47 pm
    Christ moose 😂
  • Taff86 Sun May 16, 2021 6:47 pm
    The reason you get the job in the first place is by being yourself so why change 👍🏻
  • Moose77 Sun May 16, 2021 6:46 pm
    Lay I don't even own an iron
  • kingofthekippax Sun May 16, 2021 6:46 pm
    As Taff says be your self, ask lots of questions, don't get conned by a con !
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